On February 7, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals declared California’s infamous Proposition 8 unconstitutional. Six days later, Washington became the seventh state to enshrine marriage equality into law. These are causes for celebration, but neither fight is over.
The Court of Appeals decision is merely the latest chapter in a story that began in 2008. The next chapter will likely be the written in Washington, once the organization ProtectMarriage.com files a Supreme Court Appeal. The group, which describes itself as a “broad-based coalition of California families, community leaders, religious leaders, pro-family organizations and individuals from all walks of life who have joined together to defend and restore the definition of marriage as between a man and a woman,” also has the option of an en banc appeal to an expanded judicial panel in the Ninth Circuit.
California marriage rights advocates will have to hope that court action(s) go their way; there seem to be no alternative approaches at this point. Love Honor Cherish, who have fought Prop 8 every step of the way, announced this week that they’ve abandoned their quest for a November ballot measure for formal repeal, following in the footsteps of LGBT advocacy group Equality California, which announced last fall:
In 2009, we anticipated that 2012 would provide our best opportunity in the near term to overturn Proposition 8 at the ballot. However, based on our analysis of public opinion and the significant challenges of the current political and economic climate, we concluded in fall 2011 that more work must be done and announced that we will not lead an effort to return to the ballot in 2012.
Following the enactment of Washington’s new law, marriage inequality zealots immediately began to close ranks:
A group called Preserve Marriage Washington filed Referendum 73 Monday afternoon. If they collect the more than 120,577 valid voter signatures needed by June 6, the law will be put on hold pending the outcome of a November vote. Separately, an initiative was filed at the beginning of the legislative session that opponents of gay marriage say could also lead to the new law being overturned…
The Washington, D.C.-based National Organization for Marriage, which was involved in ballot measures that overturned same-sex marriage in California and Maine, has promised to work with Preserve Marriage Washington to qualify the referendum to overturn the new law.
Given the time allowed and the low signature threshold, a November ballot measure seems inevitable. To find out how you can help defend hard-won equal rights under the law, go to the Washington United for Marriage website.
TWO: Justice Under Siege
While chilling at his vacation home on the Caribbean island of Nevis last Thursday, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer, along with his wife and two guests, was robbed at machete-point by an intruder. The robber’s take was roughly $1,200. Happily, no one was hurt.
Since the story was fairly short on details, a number of media outlets supplemented it with crimes involving other justices:
Known crimes against the current justices are rare. In 2004, a group of young men assaulted now-retired Justice David Souter as he was jogging near his apartment in Southwest Washington.
And in 1996, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was the victim of a purse-snatching as she and her husband and daughter were walking near the Kennedy Center.
Conspicuously unmentioned in such reports were Justices Scalia and Thomas, but I suppose that’s because they’re much more apt to be perpetrators than victims when it comes to criminal behavior.
THREE: Motor City Madman
General Motors, which you might recall is one of the two giant auto companies Barack Obama saved from extinction, had some good news to share today:
G.M. said it earned a quarterly profit of $472 million, or 28 cents a share, down from $510 million, or 31 cents a share, a year ago. It was the eighth consecutive quarterly profit for the carmaker…
For all of 2011, G.M. earned $7.6 billion, nearly all of it from North America. That was 62 percent higher than the $4.7 billion it earned a year ago and nominally more than G.M.’s previous record of $6.7 billion in 1997 (in today’s dollars, the 1997 profit would be about $9.4 billion).
This comes two days after someone named Mitt Romney (apparently the leader of a group of people who believe Mitt Romney should be President) contributed an op-ed to the Detroit News, in which he vacillates – sometimes within the same paragraph – between decrying President Obama’s handling of the auto bailout and trying to take credit himself for its success:
The indisputable good news is that Chrysler and General Motors are still in business… The president tells us that without his intervention things in Detroit would be worse. I believe that without his intervention things there would be better… Instead of a bailout, I favored “managed bankruptcy” as the way forward… Shorn of… excess costs, and shorn of the bungling management that had driven them into a deep rut, they could re-emerge as vibrant and competitive companies. Ultimately, that is what happened. The course I recommended was eventually followed…
Now, I’m no diagnostician, but I’m guessing Romney’s confusion could be a result of the weird medical condition he mentions in the same piece:
Cars got in my bones early. And not just any cars, American cars.
Ouch! That might also explain Romney’s apparent preference for driving imports:
[Romney has] released an ad showing him driving around in a fancy Chrysler while he talks about how much he loves Michigan, and all…
And here’s the problem: that Chrysler that he’s driving is a 300 model, and the 300 is made in Canada.
In fairness, Romney does seem to have been driving American back in the days when he, his family, and his Irish setter Seamus made their annual vacation trip to, uh, Canada.
Romney is unambiguous in advising the White House what to do next:
The Obama administration needs to act now to divest itself of its ownership position in GM.
The shares need to be sold in a responsible fashion and the proceeds turned over to the nation’s taxpayers.
As always, President Obama is taking a smarter, more patient approach:
Shares of G.M. are worth about one-quarter less than the price set in an initial public offering in November 2010, when the federal government sold most of the 60 percent stake it received in G.M. after shepherding the company through bankruptcy.
The government still owns 26 percent of G.M., but the Obama administration has delayed plans to sell those shares in the hopes of recovering a larger percentage of its investment as the share price increases.
Oh, and Mitt? One more noteworthy item from today’s report:
The results mean G.M.’s hourly workers in the United States will receive profit-sharing checks next month of up to $7,000, a record…
Sounds like crony capitalism at its finest.
FOUR: Something to Give Mitt Romney Paws…
As the Westminster Kennel Club’s 136th annual dogapalooza wrapped up inside on Tuesday, Dogs Against Romney staged a protest against the candidate outside Madison Square Garden. It was less than a howling success:
The group was set to make its biggest news splash yet on Tuesday… with real dogs. The event attracted at least 15 reporters, 10 photographers and five camera crews—but as the clock inched past the noon start time, there was one major thing missing: actual dogs…
As six people waved anti-Romney signs that read “Mitt is Mean!” and “Dogs Aren’t Luggage,” bored-looking photographers stood idly by.
After a considerable wait, the protest was at last joined by a dog:
… a young man walked up to join the protestors. As he turned, he revealed a plump pug stuffed into the pocket of his backpack…
As photographers and reporters surrounded the lonely pug, identified by her owner as “Saki,” [protestor Alan] Charney cracked, “One dog represents millions!”
Eventually two more dogs appeared on the scene, including an English bull terrier named “Petey”—named after the dog from “Little Rascals,” his owner helpfully noted.
In related news, a Hollywood Reporter online poll yesterday asked readers if Romney’s treatment of Seamus would affect their vote this year. I know what you’re thinking: even a dog can fill out a web poll, but – scientific or not – Romney might want to pay heed to the results. 68% of respondents chose the “Absolutely. Never elect a man who mistreats his dog” option.
FIVE: So this guy walks into a conservative conference…
There’s never a shortage of great comedy whenever significant numbers of Republicans gather, but it’s always unintentional. Conversely, Republicans often hire self-described professional comedians to appear at their events, with consistently tragic results.
So it was at this year’s CPAC, where the attendees were treated to the comic stylings of the 312,780,968th funniest person in America, Brad Stine. Conservative blog Freedom’s Lighthouse was so impressed with his performance they felt compelled to share it with the world on Youtube.
Their enthusiasm was far from universal. As progressive blog Partisan Dawn eloquently noted of Stine:
He bellows his material at the top of his lungs… while pacing back and forth across the stage like a drunk looking for the men’s room.
My favorite review, though, comes from Youtube user josheve99, who commented tersely:
Christ that was painful, at least Victoria Jackson doesn’t sweat like some sort of farm animal.