Take a drink anytime you see:
A crowd shouting “Whose streets?! Our streets!”
A helicopter overhead
Tom Morello trying to be Woody Guthrie
A police officer near retirement age with an “I’m too old for this shit” look on his face
Someone jaywalk in front of a dozen or more police
An anxious reporter desperately looking for something to cover
“9/11 was an inside job” sign
Someone getting arrested!
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