Laurie Roth’s website informs us that the radio host holds a Ph.D. in counseling, is a multi-instrumentalist singer/songwriter who has cracked the Billboard Top 40, is a Tae Kwon Do black belt, a writer, artist and cartoonist, once hosted a show on PBS, and that a hamburger with the works is her favorite food.
She’s also an incoherent arch-conservative nitwit with some astonishingly misguided and virulently dangerous ideas. So naturally she’s decided to run for President. Yet despite her nearly perfect ideological alignment with modern Republicans in all their splendiferous, anti-rational grotesqueness, she’s running under the banner of the American Independent Party, an agglomeration of buffoons who ran a ticket of George Wallace and Curtis LeMay in 1968, and Lester Maddox and William Dyke in 1976. Oh, and a breakaway faction of the party also nominated Alan Keyes in 2008.
Quite clearly, then, Roth is only very tenuously hinged. These morsels from her articles will demonstrate that neatly:
It’s getting harder but I am trying to reach out and touch the far left and feel their pain. If only I could relate to single cell organisms better.
Jerry Corsi is a brilliant author on several books on Iran and was just on my radio show last night urging our support for regime change in Iran as opposed to war. With our troops stationed in a stabilizing Iraq, perhaps with some focus and money we can actually promote, inspire and fund a regime change without another war. Regardless as to how many chapters and turns this WWIII with Islamic Radicals takes us, we must understand the slimly, manipulative, and media savvy quality to these terrorists!!!
Most already know, from entry level to the big boys we all listen to and watch, that Obama is not Constitutionally eligible to be President. Most also know by now that on April 27th, 2011, Obama presented a proven forgery of a long form birth certificate to the media and nation…
Obama has revealed his original intent in his own books and well before he was elected President. He is a redistribution of wealth, Marxist/communist.
Obama’s intent is quite clear by his words, actions, history and associations. He wants two classes of people, the international ruling class, headed by him and the worker bee surfs who obey. To create a devoted sea of surfs, he must throw his followers enough bones that they think he is their savior and messiah.
As a member of that “sea of surfs” I only wish I could spare a moment to reflect on how Barack Obama is my savior and messiah, but I’m too absorbed with the question of who the hell would give a doctorate to someone who can’t distinguish between “surf” and “serf”. Maybe Dr. Roth will write a song about it, to ease my worried mind. Or draw me a cartoon.
But it’s at her campaign website where we get to the heart of what a Roth presidency would mean to America.
If life for all was good enough for the Great Ronald Reagan, Our Declaration of Independence and God Himself…..it is good enough for me.
I will create a liberating tax shift away from all tax except 2% consumption tax.
Which will have the budget balanced in no time!
I will get America completely out of debt within 4-5 years.
See previous snippet.
I will explore and find ways to really improve Health care, via portability and torte reform.
Because of course it’s those damned tortes that made the nation so fat and unhealthy to begin with.
Signing the START treaty with Russia was a bad and stupid move which should be undone. We need to keep our Nuclear arsenal in place, not decrease it or say what we would or would not do if attacked with weapons of mass destruction. If a major US city blows up are you wanting to have a potluck and cup of tea as we talk to the UN??? Or, once we know the facts are you of a mind to respond in kind and with quick force??? I thought so.
The self-described “Annie Oakley of the Airwaves” is not deluding herself that her quest for the White House will be easy:
She has publicly said, “I know this will be like climbing up Mt. Everest in a bikini with no oxygen as far as difficulty, but I love my country and believe I have the right ideas and that this is the right time.”
And hey, should it turn out otherwise, I think Dr. Roth has just hit on a riveting concept for her next television show, though I daresay PBS won’t be returning her calls this time. Continue reading Take Five (Full Tilt edition)